Dear Valentine,
This girl was very cute. Now she’s 105 years
old and can’t walk to the toilet by herself.
Love,
Chris
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This one’s depressing. I was young and arrogant when I wrote it. Now that I’m 26 and losing my hair, I don’t think I can be quite so flippant with my ageism.