Dear Valentine,
You’re covered in
grease. Grease makes
me sick and puke.
Love,
Chris
In my defense, I do shower. On a weekly basis. If Chris gets lucky, I might shower every other day. ;)
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Posts Tagged ‘love’
12 Days of Valentines: You’re luke-warm
Dear Valentine.
You are at least
as attractive as
her.
Love,
Chris
I’m glad you like the way I look Chris. I guess it doesn’t really matter since you’re stuck with me anyway.
12 Days of Valentines: Oh Snow Sweet
I <3 you SNOW
Much! Will you be
my Valentine?
Love,
Chris
Yes of course. I’ll be your Valentine any day, Christopher dear.
12 Days of Valentines: I’m a black belt in Kung Flew
I fell in love with you
When into my life you kung-flew.
12 Days of Valentines: 3 Toilets
Dear Valentine,
This girl was very cute. Now she’s 105 years
old and can’t walk to the toilet by herself.
Love,
Chris
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